classy-youths:

a-fucking-men.

omocat:

can you get married in animal crossing because

derpfortress2:

Wip/Test of my Space Pyro spray. ^^

What do you think?

arribaarribacabron:

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

circumcisions:

unsweet-ramen-tacobell:

circumcisions:

dick so big they call it a weapon of ass destruction

I tried so hard to scroll past this

well clearly u didnt try hard enough. weak. u need to be strong like bull

beyoncesnowles:

in canada we play “duck duck moose” 

kinomatika:

kinomatika:

So if you see me will you just drive on by?
Or will I catch the twinkle inside your eye?
And if you want me, well I guess I want you
Oh pretty baby, how could you?

Standing in the Rain - Billy Talent

afternoon rebloge

enchantedsketchbook:

What a pretty little fish

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

ket3:

Mutant and Proud

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life