June 2013
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit
dick so big they call it a weapon of ass destruction
I tried so hard to scroll past this
well clearly u didnt try hard enough. weak. u need to be strong like bull
- someone: what are your plans for the weekend
- me: who knows
- me: (i know)
- me: (i'm not leaving the house)
in canada we play “duck duck moose”
why is peter pan always flying?
he neverlands
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
Coffee's For Missing You
Fall Out Boy
miss missing you vs coffee’s for closers - fall out boy mashup
oh my god
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
